you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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