Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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