I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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