have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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