I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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