You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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