Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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