Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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