why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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