I wanna bring you to show and tell
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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