his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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