I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
this is an emotional support booty call
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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