Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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