so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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