butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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