woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
