Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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