I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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