well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
