I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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