glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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