i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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