Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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