I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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