i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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