He uses pillows to masturbate.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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