Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i out mim tonsoeep
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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