I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize