he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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