She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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