in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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