Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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