The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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