JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He kissed a someone with a penis
she smelled like a LAN party
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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