I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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