rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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