I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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