If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
