Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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