so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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