It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
only you would photoshop your dick
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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