Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Blood and glitter go together right?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
