I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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