party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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