...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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