it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
