I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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