Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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