why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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