let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Enjoy the penises
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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