Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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