i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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