drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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