I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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