Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.