Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible