i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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