jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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