BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
this hospital has no fireball
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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