Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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