Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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